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{monetize}

Project Status: Concept – Minimal or no implementation has been done yet, or the repository is only intended to be a limited example, demo, or proof-of-concept.

Are you sick of giving away your package's functions for free? Don't be a chump, take inspiration from the {monetize} package for ideas to incentivise users to PAY THEIR DUES.

To install:

install.packages("remotes")  # if not yet installed
remotes::install_github("matt-dray/monetize")
library(monetize)
Welcome to the monetize(TM) package FREE TRIAL version!
Try our EXCLUSIVE add_one() function!
Try watch_ad() to gain MEGA COINS and increase your MEMBER LEVEL for REWARDS!
And now a quick message from our sponsor:
  🧃 IMBIBE ACME(TM)-BRAND FRUIT PULP (7% FEWER INSECT COMPONENTS)! 🪳

The package contains the exclusive add_one() function. Using it costs 1 MEGA COIN of the 3 that have been gifted to you as a NEW-MEMBER PERK.

add_one(1)
📅 You have 30 days left of your FREE TRIAL!
🏅 Your MEMBER LEVEL is 1! Try watch_ad()!
💰 Your MEGA COIN balance is now 2! Try watch_ad()!
[1] 2

At MEMBER LEVEL 1, we can't guarantee a correct result. You'll have to reach MEMBER LEVEL 2 for that.

add_one(1)
📅 You have 30 days left of your FREE TRIAL!
🏅 Your MEMBER LEVEL is 1! Try watch_ad()!
💰 Your MEGA COIN balance is now 1! Try watch_ad()!
[1] 3

If you run out of MEGA COINS you'll have to watch some ads to replenish them.

add_one(1)
📅 You have 30 days left of your FREE TRIAL!
🏅 Your MEMBER LEVEL is 1! Try watch_ad()!
Error: 😭 You'll need more MEGA COINS to re-use this function! Try watch_ad()!

Watch a "short' ad for 1 MEGA COIN or a "long" ad for 3 MEGA COINS.

watch_ad("short")
🌭 CONSUME ACME(TM)-BRAND RECONSTITUTED MEAT-LIKE CYLINDERS! 🐕
🌭 CONSUME ACME(TM)-BRAND RECONSTITUTED MEAT-LIKE CYLINDERS! 🐕
🌭 CONSUME ACME(TM)-BRAND RECONSTITUTED MEAT-LIKE CYLINDERS! 🐕
🌭 CONSUME ACME(TM)-BRAND RECONSTITUTED MEAT-LIKE CYLINDERS! 🐕
🌭 CONSUME ACME(TM)-BRAND RECONSTITUTED MEAT-LIKE CYLINDERS! 🐕
Congratulations! Your new MEGA COIN total is 1!

Reach MEMBER LEVEL 2 after reaching 10 total MEGA COINS; MEMBER LEVEL 3 after 20 MEGA COINS.

What's so good about MEMBER LEVEL 3? Well, the answer is always correct... and comes with a free hat!

add_one(1)
📅 You have 29 days left of your FREE TRIAL!
🏅 Your MEMBER LEVEL is 3! Try watch_ad()!
💰 Your MEGA COIN balance is now 19! Try watch_ad()!
🎩 
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What happens when the FREE TRIAL runs out? Better make the most of it.

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